February 25th, 2012 at 6:55PM

cat-napping:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And God said, “Let there be light” as he deposited his electricity bill in the post.

And God said, Let the Earth bring forth grass, fifth a bong, sixth a high, and for the seventh He rested, and ate potato chips.

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